We had an early Christmas Party in college and through the magic of youtube suggested next videos, I found some of the most amazingly awful chrsitmas songs I’ve ever come across. I filtered out the complete trash and have left only the best worst. As an early Christmas present to you, I present them here*.
*I have abandoned all attempts to portray any level of seriousness on this blog. It’s just not me.
What started it was the rather morbid “Daddy Please Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas” by Alan Jackson. It all spiraled from there and there seems a certain theme…
“Santa Looked a Lot Like Daddy” – Buck Owens
“Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer” – Elmo & Patsy (I think this one is my favorite)
“I’m Gettin’ Nuttin’ For Christmas” – Barry Gordon (One for my younger sister)
“I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” – Gayla Peevey
“Will Santy Come to Shanty Town” – Eddy Arnold